in the blue corner....

5lb 12oz. I'm fat. I'm round. Please don't bounce me on the ground as it might hurt my head and my fontenella isn't formed yet and then social services will be called.....Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee...... Doesn't have quite the same ring to it does it....Ah well. M&D are clearly fat feeding me. Theres a Channel 4 documentary about that....