'its a fast moving story changing all the time' says sky news kay boring. No its not its you wandering around a wood 'just like the one Moat is in' and pretending to follow animal tracks......Anyway thats just D moaning about being in the parents room watching sky whilst the temperatures hit 100 in here. As you're not allowed to open any windows due to bugs and whatnot flying in it can get rather hot in here especially as the incubators are like mini radiators pumping out even more heat..... ha but what do i care about incubators....i'm in a cot. Go me! So far its all going rather well they've been reducing my litres and last night i was down to 2 litres and in 21% oxygen which is essentially saying i'm breathing on my own...am so clever - must be all that caffeine....
So at 11.30 last night they whipped off the low flo - well tried to get the plaster off my face which is now stuck to my hair so gave up in the end - so not exactly whipped but anyway and changed me over to nasal prongs. Yes the eagle eyed amongst you will have noticed i've always had nasal prongs in but these are a bit smaller and only deliver oxygen through them and no pressure. And at 1.45am i was on 0.01% oxygen level - essentially the lowest you can deliver and then i was in air for the rest of the night....Go me again.
This morning i'm back on my 0.01 as a pair of twins has just moved in next door and the mother is all like 'ooo whats that light for....whats that bleeping', whats that bongin' etc etc etc. sorry love don't look over here for help i am not repeat not the welcome to scbu liason officer so maybe you should just shut up and ask a nurse at some point.....
Anyway lets not end on a grumpy note M&D bought me loads of new clothes yesterday so i don't have to wear the cardi with the hole under the arm anymore. I also have a natty pair of velour trackpants. Am so street. Peace out. Word to your muther.
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alfie, you are beyond fabulous and i am sure you look super handsome in your new clothes....as long as they're not like cartman's new clothes from south park which were essentially him being naked... kinda weird but v funny! on that subject, get your M to sing 'oh holy night' a la cartman. it'll be soooooo worth it. take care little man + love to the olds xxxx
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