Eb says...

my screamy new neighbour is proving a right pain in the cannula. not only does she scream a lot her chavy mother and grandmother who smell like they've just smoked 20 lambert & butler together (with the mother attired in a delightful blue toweling dressing gown with support stockings on to keep her fat ankles from bursting i presume)  just before they come in to see britney or whatever her name is take turns in staring at me and going 'oooo he's a small one isnt he, your britneys a lot bigger ain't she'. Yes love and your darling britney will no doubt continue to be a 'large one' based on her presumably future diet of chips and stolen iceland ready meals....